he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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