I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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