My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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