I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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