The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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