It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Fuck appropriateness.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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