haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My liver just had a heart attack.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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