Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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