Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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