NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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