You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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