Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
