just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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