I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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