can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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