Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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