im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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