that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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