Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
