guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
In America we eat man semen.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Randomize
