brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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