she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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