And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Drake has all the answers
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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