We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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