you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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