I want to have your abortion
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize