You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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