Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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