A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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