so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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