I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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