sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
is wine microwaveable?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
