someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
