So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She said her name was "party"
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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