I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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