OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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