Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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