i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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