i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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