where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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