he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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