Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
porn star boner night. come get it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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