ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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