So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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