We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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