WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
