it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
