yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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