The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I love having hate sex.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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