I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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