i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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