He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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