ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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