Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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