He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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