i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
wow bdsm is so cute
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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