Can Purell be used as lube?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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